I would like to start a new thread about your instrument tuning techniques.
I know Rocco allways bangs his guitar in a brick wall, or the bedrock, if available, but how do others do?
Here's my drum tuning tips.

1) Always try to use real drums, atleast one real drum is preferable. Try to minimize fakes.
- I know some of you guys just use a table or your baby brother, but they don't require tuning that much.

2) When starting the tuning process, always make sure you are drunk - nobody can stand this shit sober.
- Hours of hitting the same drum head, trying to get it right, will drive you nuts. Get wasted first.
- If you drink enough, you start to see more drums than you started with, and that's a plus.
- If you drink enough, your drums will sound ok without tuning. Stop tuning, go on drinking.
- If you drink too much, you won't bee needing the damn drums anyway.

3) Forget drums and go for bass.