Sunday, January 15, 2006

Holy mother of all fuckfaces fatman!

Doc Love was today contacted from a parallel universe.
This is really spooky dudes.
Seems there are at least copies of Acid, Rocco and Raymond out there.
Acid's evil twin
Bocco's evil twin
Raymond's evil twin

We will keep you posted as the story develops.
So stay tuned. Same crap time, same crap channel.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

I would like to start a new thread about your instrument tuning techniques.
I know Rocco allways bangs his guitar in a brick wall, or the bedrock, if available, but how do others do?
Here's my drum tuning tips.

1) Always try to use real drums, atleast one real drum is preferable. Try to minimize fakes.
- I know some of you guys just use a table or your baby brother, but they don't require tuning that much.

2) When starting the tuning process, always make sure you are drunk - nobody can stand this shit sober.
- Hours of hitting the same drum head, trying to get it right, will drive you nuts. Get wasted first.
- If you drink enough, you start to see more drums than you started with, and that's a plus.
- If you drink enough, your drums will sound ok without tuning. Stop tuning, go on drinking.
- If you drink too much, you won't bee needing the damn drums anyway.

3) Forget drums and go for bass.