Doctor Love official blog

2008-01-03T08:09:00.000+02:00

Yes, the rumors are true, Doc Love is working on a new album. To please all two of our fans, we want to give you a taste of what's coming...

Click here for demo version of 'Sexual Blitzkrieg'.

2006-10-20T12:45:00.000+03:00

Breaking news.
Jack's evil twin found!

Jack's evil twin was finally found in the mysterious parallel universe.
"What made him difficult to find, is the fact that there are some differences between the two universes.", says Herr Doctor Horst Sauercraut, director of Doctor Love science division. "As we can now see, the name of Jack's twin is somewhat different to that of our own Jack.", Doctor Sauercraut continues.
Jack's evil twin

What is still causing some disturbance in this whole affair is the fact that a mysterious sixth member of Doctor Love was found.
Unknown sixth member

Now who the fuck is this chick?
Are those boobs real or fake?
Will she spit or swollow?
Stay tuned for more news as the story develops...

2006-07-27T15:49:00.000+03:00

w00t!!!!

Rocco's turn to become a dad. A little baby girl was born this morning.
Big congrats to the entire family!!!

2006-05-10T14:55:00.000+03:00

The Israeli Intelligence - Mossad, has visited our site. Welcome aboard, lads.

2006-04-06T12:28:00.000+03:00

More news on the parallel universe issue!

Johnny's evil twin has been identified in the yet unknown, but apparently evil parallel universe discovered earlier.

Johnny's evil twin

Still to be found is the elusive twin of Jack. The people of Doc Love science department are working round the clock to solve this mystery. We may only hope that these contacts do not take a more physical form in the future...

Until then, watch out for the Nightprowler crawling accross the floor.

2006-03-15T12:57:00.000+02:00

More Scumm

Mr Scumm became a dad last night. How cute!
The band congratulates, and I'm very pleased to see that the girl got the same birthday as I.

2006-02-26T22:24:00.000+02:00

Allright, I'm back from the Hockey Pokey Land of Sweden. I checked the statistics of our website and it seems like both the Saudi's and the US Military have been checking out our site while I was away. Welcome aboard guys.

2006-02-22T12:56:00.000+02:00

Right... looks like Rocco isn't the only intellectually challenged life form in this band. Acid was given a simple task to go to Estonia, meet with our fans there and return with a truck load of cheap Estonian Viru Kange. But no. He went to Sweden, and we all know how much booze costs in that god foresaken place. Well, I hope his sake that his rectum is really sore and his wallet stuffed with cash when he returns...

2006-01-15T13:37:00.000+02:00

Holy mother of all fuckfaces fatman!

Doc Love was today contacted from a parallel universe.
This is really spooky dudes.
Seems there are at least copies of Acid, Rocco and Raymond out there.
Acid's evil twin
Bocco's evil twin
Raymond's evil twin

We will keep you posted as the story develops.
So stay tuned. Same crap time, same crap channel.

2006-01-10T08:24:00.000+02:00

I would like to start a new thread about your instrument tuning techniques.
I know Rocco allways bangs his guitar in a brick wall, or the bedrock, if available, but how do others do?
Here's my drum tuning tips.

1) Always try to use real drums, atleast one real drum is preferable. Try to minimize fakes.
- I know some of you guys just use a table or your baby brother, but they don't require tuning that much.

2) When starting the tuning process, always make sure you are drunk - nobody can stand this shit sober.
- Hours of hitting the same drum head, trying to get it right, will drive you nuts. Get wasted first.
- If you drink enough, you start to see more drums than you started with, and that's a plus.
- If you drink enough, your drums will sound ok without tuning. Stop tuning, go on drinking.
- If you drink too much, you won't bee needing the damn drums anyway.

3) Forget drums and go for bass.

2005-12-31T23:18:00.000+02:00

It's the end of another lousy year.
May the new year bring us more loot and a new brain for Rocco.

2005-12-19T13:32:00.000+02:00

Congratulations to Keith Richards who turned 62 yesterday.
Great party man!
Would have been cool to have been invited...

2005-11-29T10:32:00.000+02:00

Rocco is back!

Rocco is again back with the band. Queenstone has decided not to use the option to extend the lease on Rocco Rampage. A spokesperson for Queenstone stated that seing Rocco kill every other pet animal in the studio wasn't really what they were looking for and didn't fit their image. Doctor Love is happy to see Rocco (and whatever he managed to loot) back with the band for today's practice.

2005-11-25T13:13:00.000+02:00

hello, MY username is luis
but i didnt write into this blog....................
who is using my username?!?!?!?!?
fortunatly i am good hacker and found out YOUR password

is it you maria why
is it becous i was unfeytfull?
but you were too with Maximillian that basterd
you suns of beatches
who is this doctor
i swear i will eat your testsatchells for brekfeast
so stupid webpages you have so bad humor!!!

luis
(i have contacted the webmaster now)

2005-11-25T09:33:00.000+02:00

We need more baby skin removal. Last time I checked, we only had 300 bottles left. Jack, you better contact 'The Stick' again...

2005-11-25T09:31:00.000+02:00

This morning I...today I....I...no, I'm not gonna tell you.
Ok, this morning I...no...

Raymond

2005-11-25T09:00:00.000+02:00

Rocco leased to local rivals Queenstone.

Doctor Love has decided to lease Rocco as studio pet to local rivals Queenstone.
"This was a difficult decision for us, but we really had no choice as last weeks gig only brought in 3.000.000$, which is not by far enough to fill our dangerously low beer stock", said Raymond Reptile in an interview for SpandexMetal-magazine. The lease time covers the upcoming weekend with an option for the entire next week.

2005-11-24T14:08:00.000+02:00

Blogga sej!!

2005-11-24T13:49:00.000+02:00

Doctor Love has gone live with their long awaited official blog today.
When asked about their fans what they thought about it, they both replied:
"Wittu! Who cares!".