Doctor Love official blog

noreply@blogger.com (Jack Scumm) — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:19:00 +0000

Yes, hello... we are still working on our album.
Takes too long you think?
Well fuck you! Go spend your money somewhere else!
You homo, commie bastards!

noreply@blogger.com (Jack Scumm) — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 06:09:00 +0000

Yes, the rumors are true, Doc Love is working on a new album. To please all two of our fans, we want to give you a taste of what's coming...

Click here for demo version of 'Sexual Blitzkrieg'.

noreply@blogger.com (Jack Scumm) — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 09:45:00 +0000

Breaking news.
Jack's evil twin found!

Jack's evil twin was finally found in the mysterious parallel universe.
"What made him difficult to find, is the fact that there are some differences between the two universes.", says Herr Doctor Horst Sauercraut, director of Doctor Love science division. "As we can now see, the name of Jack's twin is somewhat different to that of our own Jack.", Doctor Sauercraut continues.
Jack's evil twin

What is still causing some disturbance in this whole affair is the fact that a mysterious sixth member of Doctor Love was found.
Unknown sixth member

Now who the fuck is this chick?
Are those boobs real or fake?
Will she spit or swollow?
Stay tuned for more news as the story develops...

noreply@blogger.com (Jack Scumm) — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 12:49:00 +0000

w00t!!!!

Rocco's turn to become a dad. A little baby girl was born this morning.
Big congrats to the entire family!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Acid Explosives) — Wed, 10 May 2006 11:55:00 +0000

The Israeli Intelligence - Mossad, has visited our site. Welcome aboard, lads.

noreply@blogger.com (Jack Scumm) — Thu, 06 Apr 2006 09:28:00 +0000

More news on the parallel universe issue!

Johnny's evil twin has been identified in the yet unknown, but apparently evil parallel universe discovered earlier.

Johnny's evil twin

Still to be found is the elusive twin of Jack. The people of Doc Love science department are working round the clock to solve this mystery. We may only hope that these contacts do not take a more physical form in the future...

Until then, watch out for the Nightprowler crawling accross the floor.

noreply@blogger.com (Acid Explosives) — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 10:57:00 +0000

More Scumm

Mr Scumm became a dad last night. How cute!
The band congratulates, and I'm very pleased to see that the girl got the same birthday as I.

noreply@blogger.com (Acid Explosives) — Sun, 26 Feb 2006 20:24:00 +0000

Allright, I'm back from the Hockey Pokey Land of Sweden. I checked the statistics of our website and it seems like both the Saudi's and the US Military have been checking out our site while I was away. Welcome aboard guys.

noreply@blogger.com (Jack Scumm) — Wed, 22 Feb 2006 10:56:00 +0000

Right... looks like Rocco isn't the only intellectually challenged life form in this band. Acid was given a simple task to go to Estonia, meet with our fans there and return with a truck load of cheap Estonian Viru Kange. But no. He went to Sweden, and we all know how much booze costs in that god foresaken place. Well, I hope his sake that his rectum is really sore and his wallet stuffed with cash when he returns...

noreply@blogger.com (Jack Scumm) — Sun, 15 Jan 2006 11:37:00 +0000

Holy mother of all fuckfaces fatman!

Doc Love was today contacted from a parallel universe.
This is really spooky dudes.
Seems there are at least copies of Acid, Rocco and Raymond out there.
Acid's evil twin
Bocco's evil twin
Raymond's evil twin

We will keep you posted as the story develops.
So stay tuned. Same crap time, same crap channel.

noreply@blogger.com (Acid Explosives) — Tue, 10 Jan 2006 06:24:00 +0000

I would like to start a new thread about your instrument tuning techniques.
I know Rocco allways bangs his guitar in a brick wall, or the bedrock, if available, but how do others do?
Here's my drum tuning tips.

1) Always try to use real drums, atleast one real drum is preferable. Try to minimize fakes.
- I know some of you guys just use a table or your baby brother, but they don't require tuning that much.

2) When starting the tuning process, always make sure you are drunk - nobody can stand this shit sober.
- Hours of hitting the same drum head, trying to get it right, will drive you nuts. Get wasted first.
- If you drink enough, you start to see more drums than you started with, and that's a plus.
- If you drink enough, your drums will sound ok without tuning. Stop tuning, go on drinking.
- If you drink too much, you won't bee needing the damn drums anyway.

3) Forget drums and go for bass.

noreply@blogger.com (Jack Scumm) — Sat, 31 Dec 2005 21:18:00 +0000

It's the end of another lousy year.
May the new year bring us more loot and a new brain for Rocco.

noreply@blogger.com (Jack Scumm) — Mon, 19 Dec 2005 11:32:00 +0000

Congratulations to Keith Richards who turned 62 yesterday.
Great party man!
Would have been cool to have been invited...

noreply@blogger.com (Jack Scumm) — Tue, 29 Nov 2005 08:32:00 +0000

Rocco is back!

Rocco is again back with the band. Queenstone has decided not to use the option to extend the lease on Rocco Rampage. A spokesperson for Queenstone stated that seing Rocco kill every other pet animal in the studio wasn't really what they were looking for and didn't fit their image. Doctor Love is happy to see Rocco (and whatever he managed to loot) back with the band for today's practice.

noreply@blogger.com (Luis) — Fri, 25 Nov 2005 11:13:00 +0000

hello, MY username is luis
but i didnt write into this blog....................
who is using my username?!?!?!?!?
fortunatly i am good hacker and found out YOUR password

is it you maria why
is it becous i was unfeytfull?
but you were too with Maximillian that basterd
you suns of beatches
who is this doctor
i swear i will eat your testsatchells for brekfeast
so stupid webpages you have so bad humor!!!

luis
(i have contacted the webmaster now)

noreply@blogger.com (Acid Explosives) — Fri, 25 Nov 2005 07:33:00 +0000

We need more baby skin removal. Last time I checked, we only had 300 bottles left. Jack, you better contact 'The Stick' again...

noreply@blogger.com (Luis) — Fri, 25 Nov 2005 07:31:00 +0000

This morning I...today I....I...no, I'm not gonna tell you.
Ok, this morning I...no...

Raymond

noreply@blogger.com (Jack Scumm) — Fri, 25 Nov 2005 07:00:00 +0000

Rocco leased to local rivals Queenstone.

Doctor Love has decided to lease Rocco as studio pet to local rivals Queenstone.
"This was a difficult decision for us, but we really had no choice as last weeks gig only brought in 3.000.000$, which is not by far enough to fill our dangerously low beer stock", said Raymond Reptile in an interview for SpandexMetal-magazine. The lease time covers the upcoming weekend with an option for the entire next week.

noreply@blogger.com (Rocco) — Thu, 24 Nov 2005 12:08:00 +0000

Blogga sej!!

noreply@blogger.com (Jack Scumm) — Thu, 24 Nov 2005 11:49:00 +0000

Doctor Love has gone live with their long awaited official blog today.
When asked about their fans what they thought about it, they both replied:
"Wittu! Who cares!".