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The new millennium continues. Ofcourse, there was only one way to save the band from an economical disaster - Raymond had to start working as a part time clown. He gathered the bands collection of 'Back Door Sluts' and 'Crack Whore Magazines' and hit the streets. He was a natural. He could make people laugh. In only a month they had made enough money to buy a six pack of beer and a limp of cigarets. The next month they even got something to eat. Mr Ritardando got the boys a very good deal at an organ donation clinique in Scrotavia. Acid donated all muscles from his body and Rocco sold one of his dicks. Johnny would have got a pretty hefty sum for his nut sack, but everyone agreed that he could make even more using it in the booze smuggling business. Jack Scumm didn't have any working organs left and Raymond needed all his at his new part-time job. All in all, after their manager had taken his share, they still had enough money to fly back home to Turku. When they opened the door to their apartment, they had a gruesome and horrible scenery in front of them...
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