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It was time to call the manager to fix this problem.
Mr Ritardando had returned to his beach house in 
Mustfinn, but did promise to fix a truckload by next
morning. The boys just had to try to make it through
the night. Luckily one of the dead neighbours had
some Kossu left in his kitchen and the boys decided
that they needed it more.

- Yeah, we are very happy with our new manager, said
Jack Scumm in an interview for MTV. - He provides us
with alcohol and sex toys. Funny thing, we don’t have
any gigs though, don’t know where he gets the money...

One week later mr Ritardando was arrested for drug
smuggling, money laundry, human trading and speeding.
It turned out he had planned to sell the boys to a 
mafia owned sex-farm in Russia, where they were to be 
sexually abused by political leaders. Damn, it could
have been fun. 

- Looking back at those days now, I guess it was pretty
standard rock’n’roll life, said Raymond in an interview
for Kerrang. - Sex, drugs, bingo on wednesdays and the 
mafia sending us animal heads.