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The band was pretty occupied with ideas of relaxing and having fun, after a decade of hard work. They decided to reward their Seychellian fan club with a year-long visit to the islands. Already at the airport the band (except Raymond, who didn't make it in time to the air- port in Las Pargas and arrived one week later during a tsunami disaster), realized that they were the object of some kind of cargo cult with predominantly erotic featu- res. There were no male persons among the worshipping crowd, only 18-28 year-old females. The cult originated in a fantastic tale that was part of the island's oral tradition, or more precisely going from mother to daugh- ter: the natives of the colonized island would find help through the arrival of the 'Reptile' god who would in person fertilize the entire female native population in one week. The women would then give birth to thousands of soldiers. Having turned eighteen years of age, the soldiers would reconquer the island and drive out the colonizers. Yes, the disappointment among the female worshippers was great when the assumed 'Reptile' god, aka Raymond Reptile, was not aboard the plane. They held the other band members captive with trained gorillas in cages. Finally Raymond showed up, but so did a tsunami, for which he was blamed for by the other band members, as he had the unfair reputation of causing damage to his surroundings.