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Johnny had a secret past as a porn star stand-in. First 
John Holmes, and after his death, he doubled even Mr 
Colossus. Now, when he was in a conflict between being 
the President of The United States, and the owner of the 
Russian Mafia, he found refuge in the porn industry again.
 
As a day time porn star 'Eros Bordelli', and night time 
head of CIA, FBI, KGB, NSA, USA, BFG, PMS and several 
other three letter agencies, he could perfect one of his 
old revolutionary invention, a new type of camera, 
designed for adult material only: The CumShot.
The Hollywood breakthrough for Eros came with this new 
type of camera. His film 'Three hole sluts' sold 
millions and was visually stunning. Soon every porn 
producer wanted a CumShot. Eros sold the technology to 
Sony, and the new Sony CumShot was born.

This 24/7 lifestyle came with a high price for 
Johnny/Eros and he soon realized he had to get rid of 
one of his identities. He didn't have to do it by himself
or even arrange it. As the new leader of also the MLF, 
Male Liberation Front (the founder was in fact Raymond 
Reptile) he had been causing lots of aggrevation among 
radical and evidently militant feminist organisations...
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