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The Dark Ages. Their prayers were heard, and one night, when the moon was full and the boys had inhaled large quantities of synthetic toxic waste aroma, they were visited by a man named ‘Satch’. He could howl a high pitched C that made the tank in the Balaton-guitar crack. - Yeah, I reckon Satch was a decent singer, he had a certain animal energy to everything, said Acid in an interview many years later. Satchie 'Satch' Slutham joined the band and they started recording a long play that had been under development for some time. Satch did some of the vocals and the rest was sampled from old Abba records. Then, one dark night, when the moon stood high and full again, Satch suddenly disapperaed and was never seen again. This was a devastating blow to the band, and they did not have the strength to continue the recordings for quite some time. Luckily they were forced to play a gig at a local dance hall ‘The Barn’, and there they met up with a lunatic, Raymond Reptile, who was working at a local farm as a seemen donator for dangerous poultry from Thailand. Raymond was purchased and dragged to the head quarters after the gig. The barn was burnt to the ground and the bicycle they transported Raymond on was mysteriously cut into small, one inch pieces, but otherwise everything went ok.