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The dark ages continues.
Unfortunately Raymond Reptile was accidentally locked up in a chicken-cage during the recordings of their first album
'Cattle Lovers (1990), and wasn't found and released until three weeks later. After having experienced those
horrifying moments utterances as 'oh god, there's a lot of chicks here' caused an immediate panic response
in Raymond, which made performances in public places difficult. Later, having recovered from the worst anxiousity,
he still preferred having sex with vacuum-cleaners for some time, which actually had great influence on the evolution
of the vacuum-cleaner design after it all was unveiled by the paparazzis (the first paparazzi to reveal the secret
of Raymond actually was killed in a tragic accident as he managed to pass up along the limousine of mr. Reptile with
his motorcycle; the shock from what he saw made him lose control of his vehicle and he crushed into a pillar of
concrement and was killed immediately, and only the camera was there to tell the truth). During one of his hoover
orgies, Raymond accidentally managed to destroy every single copy of the new album they'de finished just hours before.
Cattle lovers had vanished from the face of the earth. Even the master tape had slowly melted in the grip of
his ring muscle.