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The dark ages get even darker. As if the times were not trying enough, being the idiot he is, Acid Explosives 'found out' he had passed on to the heavenly halls of drummers - where the snares are so ever tight and the cymbals never crack- Raymond and the boys grew tired of watching Acid lay in the coffin, wanking to two seasons of Erotiikan Maailma, and decided to get a replacement drummer for the time being. Otto Rose Ass had been around in the neighbourhood (selling himself on the street just outside the bands bombshell). He was happy to stand in and molest various percussive instruments, such as flygels and bagpipes. Everything went well until Otto took a trip to Amsterdam and found some new interesting products to mix with his usual diet of home brew paint flavoured moonshine and liquid beer cans. It took only a few days for the band to realize that Otto was a lonkero. Time to resurrect Acid. Five days later Acid was convinced that wankin and feeling good does not mean he's in heaven, and since it was rather cold, he wasn't in hell either. Acid was removed from his Shroud of Turin and placed back behind the drum set. Otto was sold to a local brewery (just as a joke). The very next Wednesday, while practising an old classic - Love Me Like a Reptile - Johnny Gunpowder sang the backing vocals with too much power and one of his lungs blew out on his right side- He was carried to a hospital after the rehearsal, and was given a metal lung.
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