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Just when things looked really bad, the guys met up with the guitar virtuoso Rocco Rampage, who at the time was recovering from his third sex change operation. The band won him in a game of five card stud and dragged him along to their next gig, where Rocco proved to be a valuable asset to the band. He totally stole the show with his fast and furious solos, and his big, floppy donkey dick. (The donkey did not survive the operation) On a down side, Johnny Gunpowder was drafted and had to serve his country killing commies for a few years. As a replacement, the band got a mail order bass player from Pampas. This mean and dirty bastard was named Iron Knucklebones, after Johnny’s dear old mama. After their first gig with this lineup, when Doctor Love had just left the building, they found a dude in a dumpster, who could recite to any AC/DC song ever written by Bon Scott, plus, he thought it was year 2001. The dude’s name was Jack Scumm. The guys decided to take him along as their mascot, and chained him behind the tour car and drove back to Las Pargas. There was some friction between the band and their mascot, mostly considering animal rights, and one day Jack Scumm had disappeared. When later found, the band decided he could join the band if he got himself an instrument. Eventually Jack came back with a guitar in his hand. Had he prostituted himself to be able to buy it?