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The Banjo Empire Strikes Back.
The truth was far more sinister: Under shady circumstances. Jack had pryed the guitar from the dead cold fingers
of the President of 'Imperial Banjos and Accordions' (IBA).
Having stolen his guitar from 'Imperial Banjos and Accordions', Jack was continuously harassed by a squad of
lawyers sent after him.
This resulted in the band having to bail out Jack from jail almost every week. Since the band had no money,
they were forced to lease Rocco as a part time band memeber to local rivals Queenstone. Eventually
'Imperial Banjos and Accordions' could no longer afford having a large staff of lawyers and decided to drop all
charges. It was decided within the band not to pull Rocco back from Queenstone, but to use him as a spy to steal
song material. This plan backfired big time. In secret, 'Imperial Banjos' and Queenstone had turned Rocco into
a beer addict, by pouring tons of CXX down his throat. They then forced Rocco to play their game, threatening that
the flow of CXX would stop if he refused to cooperate. The other band members became suspicious when they heard
Närpes Polka Boys (A nothern falang of Imperial Banjos and Accordions) perform such Dr Love classics as
Silicone Udders and Into the Wire...