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Urban times continues. In 1999 the band was desperate for a manager and a new tour bus (you saw the pictures earlier didn't you?). To make a long story even longer, Raymond had a friend called Jose Jesus Maria Fumare de los Camelos Fuerte de Ritardando, who was working in the lucrative Real Doll™ adult toy business at Bukake corp ltd. However, for a businessman there is no such thing as 'enough money'. After seen and heard the bands material, he was sold. 'Love you 'till you Moo' really mooved me' he said in an interview later. He signed the management deal before he could pull the plug from his butt... Mr Ritardando had contacts at some Polish vehicle distribution syndicates and was able to find a fitting replacement for the immovable Moskvitch in the woods. The new Trabant was far more movable, in fact it took only three band members to push it to the gig area, while the other two could comfily rest in the back seat eating raw onions. Soon the band was on the road again pushing shows for full kitchens. Plans were made for a gigantic rock festival called Livestock, but the band was too buzy drinking KäsiDesi and Salmiakki Yrjö to find time for anything of that magnitude. Instead they made some more moonshine and were wasted for the rest of the year. They missed the change of millennium complitely and woke up in april.
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