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Johnny Gunpowder was born to a loving family in a calm and pieceful village in south Ugristan. As a matter of fact, he was himself quite a charming and amiable little baby, who just seemed to enjoy his life. However, it soon got apparent that he was going to be the black lamb of the family. By the age of 3 he repeatedly emptied his fathers liquor-safe, and as nobody ever came of the idea to suspect him, it was his 7 year older brother who got punished (and as a matter of fact little Johnny enjoyed watching his brother scream as the blood squirted from his whipped butt). By the age of 5 his mother realized, that this boy was different from others, as it came out that he had managed to persuade all the girls from his kindergarden to have sex with him (this came only after the videotapes little Johnny secretl had made of the acts was found). During his early childhood one of Johnny's facourite hobbies was a role-play he self had invented: Viking-contest /the point in this game was to cause maximum destruction with the help of a big ax, after having enjoyed poisonous mushrooms). He evetually got abandoned from his family as he got too excited during a Viking-contest session and accidentally slaughtered his younger brother brutally. Trying to get along on his own, he settled down in a forest not far from the Lake Lucifer Beach, a place which had ment a lot to little Johnny in his early childhood. It was during these times Johnny got into contact with Jazz Moses, who was trying to escape civilization and therefore also was in the neighbourhood. Jazz had a guitar in his bungalow, and it was with the help of this guitar Johnny learned the way to Rock'n'roll...
Biography of Johnny Gunpowder